My mom on Joffrey’s death:
I did not see that one coming! Oh…my goodness.
I think Cersei might have done it. (“WHAT!?!?!?” - Me) I wouldn’t put it past her. She’s crazy! Oh, and what was that thing she wanted from Qui-Gon, Qui-burn, what’s his name? I think that was Milk of the Poppy. Yeah. Yeah.
Or Oberyn did it. Yeah. Cersei or Oberyn. It came out of the pie-cake. What came out of the pie cake? Something came out of the pie-cake. It was dry. Why was it dry?
Or Ser Dontos did it.
Tyrion couldn’t have done it. Nope.
Sansa, I guess could have done it, but she’s too nice.
Gee whiz…it could have been anyone.
But I think it was Cersei.
WOOOOOOOOOOOO! HES DEAD! LONG DEAD THE KING!!!!